My friend, Inocencia Binayubay (Inday) has an important announcement to make:
I have decided to temporarily patch-things up with my ex-friend and deepest nemesis Ederlyn Catacutan viuda de Watson for diplomatic and investment reasons. We shall be launching an aggressive campaign for our joint publishing venture: ALILA.
We are currently looking for applicants who will represent all that ALILA stands for. Thus she must possess the following qualifications.
– come from dire impoverished conditions
– be uneducated
– have bad skin and missing teeth
If interested, you may text your curriculum vitae and cover letter (addressed to either “Aling Edna” or “Boy Kalbo”) to (0917) 865 11 43. Previous applicants are welcome to apply again.